My helper asked, with a panicked look on her face, what was wrong.
I replied, through sniffles and sobs, that I spoke like a baby.
She told me that I shouldn't think like that and that I'm learning more quickly than she expected. Then she offered me her apple juice.
While humiliating, she is now taking a slower pace with me, being more thorough, checking for my comprehension, and speaking praise when I understand something. This makes learning the LANGUAGE much more pleasant and more like learning a language.
I'm think maybe I'm a two year old now.